random();

May 23

not sure how to handle some specific collisions #ScreenshotSaturday (erm)

Image

Jan 9

Dec 22

okay?

Garcia: “(angrily over the phone to Morgan when he asks for information) The information superhighway is closed. Someone had the nerve to run a black hat op into my computers, Morgan. They hacked me, okay? But you can bet your sweet ass I will find them. I’ve got honeypot farms hidden behind UML kernel data packets and a first generation honeynet I personally programmed. My snort-log lists every visitor, every server request, every keystroke of this entire network. If I have to back-hack his IP all the way to the freakin’ stone age I will find this son of a bitch, okay? So, bye!

— Criminal Minds: The Fisher King (1)

haha (random googling…)

Dec 16

Postmortem: Ion Storm's Deus Ex

Postmortem: Ion Storm's Deus Ex
by Warren Spector

Dec 13

embedding tweets test

Dec 13

cat & books.

1323781446341

Dec 5

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | CNET UK

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

#lulz

Nov 28

Des chercheurs inventent… un casque à idées !

Vous manquez d’idées ? Une stimulation électrique transcranienne peut vous mettre sur la piste de la trouvaille à laquelle personne n’avait pensé. Ce n’est pas de la science-fiction : des scientifiques australiens l’ont vraiment fait… Mais ils ne comprennent pas pourquoi la méthode fonctionne.

Nov 28

Quand je serais vieux je veux être le Docteur Emmett Brown.
J'ai toutes mes chances.
Quand j'étais petit, lorsqu'on me demandait ce que je voulais faire "quand je serais grand", je répondais toujours "Je ne sais pas". Et je ne savais pas.

Bien.
Je crois que j'ai atteint ce but, je ne sais vraiment pas ce que je peux bien faire maintenant que je suis grand.
De fait, j'ai toutes mes chances de pouvoir devenir Emmett Brown. 

...je suppose.

Nov 28

Trepanation

About Rez N.

I'm a television tuned to a dead channel. I'm a dead television tuned to the sky. I'm a dead channel in the sky of a television...
TwitterFacebook

Search Blog

Get Updates

Tags

Archive

2012 (2)
2011 (8)